once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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