Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
