just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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