Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
