Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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