It's Friday. Sex?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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