Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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