There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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