What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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