I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She's the barista slut.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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