is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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