I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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