She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
