Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
