omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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