I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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