So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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