Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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