no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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