jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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