Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
