Christians are straight up FREAKS
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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