Plan B is the new Plan A
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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