ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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