Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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