im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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