Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
ok first of all what the fuck
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