Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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