yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
