Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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