We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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