Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you win again, gameday.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
