I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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