He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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