Can Purell be used as lube?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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