She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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