I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
