I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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