Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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