I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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