You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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