i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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