okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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