It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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