So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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