People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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