In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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