He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
zippers are such a cool invention
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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