Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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