I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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