On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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