He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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