I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize