He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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