Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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