that's an acceptable place to lick
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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