um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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