I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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