Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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