she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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