doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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