it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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