she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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