so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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