I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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